Let’s talk about going to the bathroom. Hey, come back! Hear me out.
Now, I don’t mean actually going going. This isn’t some entry about digestive health. I’m talking about the journey. Tangent incoming: you can always tell how legitimate the claims of sexual indiscretion leveled against a politician are based on how ridiculous their defenses are. It’s inversely proportional (math proves it!) “Hiking the Appalachian Trail” … “The Meaning of the Word ‘Is’” … “Follow Me Around, I Don’t Care” … where am I going with this? “Wide Stance“. Larry Craig’s memorable deflection against charges that he was soliciting sex in an airport bathroom stall (hand signals under the stall wall, a kind of ASL for weird perverts). Now, I’m not here to wide-stance you, but I do have some other stances I’d like to discuss.